Fuck That!

Aloha

As an author, sometimes it's just so much more spontaneous (and fun) to go with the spoken word...the following conversation is between Ziz and I.  Hence the name from A2Z - Amber to Ziz.

  Here's a video about many things, but the theme is "Fuck That!"  I hope it makes you laugh so hard that you can barely take it.  Enjoy!



Fuck That Transcript
A conversation with Amber and Ziz (From A2Z)

Amber: Today’s theme is FUCK THAT

Ziz: Today we’re going to talk about Fuck That, which is different than our last uh, our last, “Knowing.”  We did “knowing”.

Amber: Ah, we did.  Aw, fuck that too. 
[both laughing]

Ziz: We’ve gone through some shifts in the house, in case you haven’t figured that out by the tone.
[Amber laughing]

Amber: And so, the theme today is “Fuck That!”   So, what’s your question?  You asked me about Jesus… and I said, “Fuck Jesus.”

Ziz: We went over Jesus and christianity first.  We learned a lot about Jesus.  Mostly fuck him.

Amber: Fuck Jesus.

Ziz:  It’s hard for me to say that, because I have been going to church pretty often…

Amber:  I’m a Pastor, Fuck Jesus!
[Amber laughing]

Ziz: Jesus loves you too.

Amber: I don’t give a fuck.  [still laughing]   … I don’t need Jesus’ love.

Ziz: Technically, you don’t need it, that’s true.

Amber: Yeah, uhh huh.

Ziz: But it’s there, if you want it.

Amber: Oh, fuck that.
[Both laughing really hard]

Ziz: You are a feisty one.

Amber: I am, and it isn’t blasphemy.

Ziz: No, it’s just um…

Amber: It’s a state of mind.

Ziz: A state of mind.  Then we went to Buddhism.

Amber: Fuck Buddhism. 
[laughing really hard]

Amber: If those fuckers had the answer, we wouldn’t be here.  [in Mimicking voice]
“There’d be no suffering in the world” and every Bodhisattva could go somewhere and sit the fuck down. [more laughter]
“Fuck a Bodhisattva.”
[hard laughter]
“Fuck enlightenment.”  Yeah.
[both laughing]

Ziz: The only thing that makes sense is uh, “fuck it.”

Amber: Yeah.

Ziz: Well, what about that?

Amber: Fuck that too. [really hard laughter]

Amber: It’s about fluidity.  And neutrality.

Ziz: Neutrality?

Amber: Because everything is…

Ziz: Why not fuck neutrality too?

Amber: Fuck that too.

Ziz: Fuck it all.

Amber: Fuck all of it.  [laughing]…No attachment.  …No attachment,  just in the perfect flow…of now.  That ever changing eternity known as now.

Amber: [continues]  …And trying to figure it out, fuck that; it’s overrated.

Ziz: Unhh, Well, I gotta find something else to do…

Amber: And trying to deny it, fuck that too. [laughing]
Trying to be the guru, fuck that too.  Fuck ignorance is bliss.  Fuck all that shit.   
[both laughing really hard]

Amber continues:  It’s all overrated.  Fuck that.

Ziz: Meditation?

Amber: Fuck meditation.  [laughing]  If you’re allegedly enlightened, [in mimicking voice], “every breath is a meditation, every moment is a prayer.”  Fuck that!  [laughter]. 
I’m so fucking sick of that shit, on every level ~ Anybody’s standard of what something is to be… [laughter]

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Ziz: I had it on the wrong microphone setting, that’s a shame.

Amber: That tape will come out, I’ll be like, “It wasn’t me, I wasn’t even there.  I never said that.”

Ziz:  I’ll get some people to animate you.

Amber continues: They’ll be like, “Yes you did.”  I’ll be like, “Fuck you!” 
[chuckling into fade to black…]

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Remember Dear One, this is comedy!  If you are all freaked out by something you are hearing or reading here, you are taking yourself, spiritual/religious dogma, and life way too seriously.  Lighten up; you're going to need it for what's coming next...

Deepest Love,
Amber, Blissin' Out on Maui...